Score: 1

"no no no...."

submission: Mario Tetris: GM Edition

date: June 4, 2008

no ghost piece, no next 4 peices preview, no hard drop (honestly wtf??) no hold feature...only able to rotate clockwise. level 10 virtualy unplayable...

what was going through you head when you submited this? have you even ever PLAYED tetris??? this isnt tetris. this is worse than that N-blox shit. this is apauling. this isnt tetris..this is bullshit.

Score: 10

"good"

submission: Atlas in the night sky

date: May 19, 2008

it fits the leangth of my attention span
and it loaded in less then a second
his grumbling was pretty neat

Score: 10

"woah... is this still flash?"

submission: The Apex Neurotic Society

date: May 8, 2008

The blur effects were suburb in the bit where "nothing is still" I often focus between different objects like that when im bored, so it seemed pretty magical. there is nothing you could possibly improve on. it was perfect. good for you

Score: 3

"Awsome score my ass!"

submission: BuBBle Gum

date: May 4, 2008

good lord but this is awful!
i mean, the walking loop was all off, there was no color, im sure the idea has been done before and evan if the drawings had been good, there was no humor. none. zilch. overal you get a 3/10 and 2/5
if you want to imrpove - why not use full bodied characters, or at least a good looking stick. it had SOME potential, but you really need to try harder

Score: 8

"amazing..but"

submission: Blockles

date: May 3, 2008

ok, so here is why im only giving this 8 stars:
(and exuse spelling)

pro:
1. its the shiniest tetris i have ever seen since TetrisZone
2. the multiplayer is real tim666e
3. it records all the medals you get
4. you can have up to 7 people at once
5. you can save people as freinds and challenge them later

con:
1. you can only rotate clocwise
2. no hold feature
3. cant see the ghost piece when the blocks are close to the top of the screen (although i think that was intended)
4. you can only see the next peice, noting more
5. if you time the landing wrong, you "go through" the other blocks
6. holding down one of the arrow keys makes the piece "lag" almost (might just be my PC)

so even though is seems worse than good, those "pro" fetures are reallu really good. mostly becasue i think this is the ONLY real time multi player tetris on the web. it has pleased me to no end, but it really need to fix the "block going through other blocks thing"

final score:
graphics: 10/10
sound: 8/10
gameplay: 7/10
shinyness: 11/10
humor: 9/10
overall: 8/10

Score: 9

"Exelent gore!"

submission: Clay Gore Ep.2

date: May 1, 2008

the ending was really funny. those guts just keep on coming!
though it would have been funny if another clay thing came out of him

Score: 8

"good"

submission: stadrb sydnibicate

date: April 24, 2008

but honestly nothing beats the butterd side down thing
still my number one favorite animation ever :P

Score: 10

"the car scene"

submission: Burnt Face Man 8

date: April 22, 2008

i would still have given this 10/10 if the entire thing was burnt faceman shooting out of a window to move his car forwad. that was so damn brilliant. but i have to ask, was it inspired by true events?

Score: 10

"epic"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 16, 2008

you have the most twisted sence of homour i have ever seen
did you father beat you?
i bet he did
tell him i say thanks, coz i just pulled something laughing at this
you are a comic genuis and will one day rule the world

Score: 9

"ye.."

submission: Larvae

date: April 6, 2008

not quite sure how or why
but this was really starting to turn me on